fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:
are you kidding me
say it to my face you little fucker
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why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t
because it DOES
He’s like imma seduce you wen we get home
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you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha
Rebloging purely for that ^
we should form a support group
internet addicts anonymous
“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”
“hi jennifer”
but tumblr is our support group
we need a support group for our support group
oh god
TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID
SCROLL
SCROLL
SCROLL
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help
DO NOT SELF PROMOTE ON MY PICTURES I WILL PULL YOUR UTERUS THROUGH YOUR NOSE
That escalated quickly.
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
shhh
just watch
i’m
Best. Ever
This woman is a genius.
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Ugh, actually perfect
FUCK THE POLICE
get it
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
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