queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

(via arizona-country-girl)

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

(via girl-from-the-south)

asker

Anonymous asked: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

keep-away-reality:

12th of October

keep-away-reality:

12th of October

(via hicktownprincess)

i will not apologize for being devastatingly beautiful

(via endlessdrone)

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via dixieland--delight)

Your body was meant to sit in the passenger seat of my car and your hand was meant to hold mine while I drive. — Gnarlyswells (via gnarlyswells)

(via dixieland--delight)

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via dixieland--delight)

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

(via beforethe-sunwillrise)