I love this.
Amen. no girl in my town is like this, and thats why I am not to fond of women
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It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
The candle from hell
To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.
//my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something.. >:T
Only 3000 reblogs???
Herf.
One day I’ll be 50 and reblog this and laugh
23 and already feelin’ old~
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Zea requested rebloggable format.
OMG
IT’S BACK
IT’S FUCKING BACK
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