docislegend:

sneaky fuck

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twistedlandstourguide:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

The part that gets me?

We have to explain this to folks…

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

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dietoliveagain:

chevroletalltheway:

lifeonplay:

nightmarecreature:

What the fuck just happened

Water Marbling?

That is badass

Hydro dipping is the coolest shit.

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profound-sins:

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

do people actually wear shirts under hoodies??

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boots-withthe-spurs:

saving-livesprn:

herohours:

cerebralzero:

angeldustprincess:

fuck you

In the future please try to keep safety guidelines in mind when handling firearms, if that is not possible then I suggest just abstaining from handling them.


Or, if you decide to continue this stupid behavior, do us emergency personnel a favor a make sure you hit something that will kill you instantaneously. Zipping up a body is easier than bypassing a shunted artery, or a sucking chest wound, or massive internal hemorrhaging.

^this haha

this got better

boots-withthe-spurs:

saving-livesprn:

herohours:

cerebralzero:

angeldustprincess:

fuck you

In the future please try to keep safety guidelines in mind when handling firearms, if that is not possible then I suggest just abstaining from handling them.

Or, if you decide to continue this stupid behavior, do us emergency personnel a favor a make sure you hit something that will kill you instantaneously. Zipping up a body is easier than bypassing a shunted artery, or a sucking chest wound, or massive internal hemorrhaging.

^this haha

this got better

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evanoglesby:

Where can I get one?!?!?!?

evanoglesby:

Where can I get one?!?!?!?

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chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

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