gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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luckylittlemermaid:

What a lovely sight 

luckylittlemermaid:

What a lovely sight 

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beardsbluntsbroncos:

hunter-the-odd:

IS it YOUR fucking corn field or are you a asshole and drove through some farmers corn like a fucking prick that should have his damn nuts cut off and forced down his own damn windpipe

better be in a cornfield on a fucking vehicle trail

beardsbluntsbroncos:

hunter-the-odd:

IS it YOUR fucking corn field or are you a asshole and drove through some farmers corn like a fucking prick that should have his damn nuts cut off and forced down his own damn windpipe

better be in a cornfield on a fucking vehicle trail

(via 4x4girl)

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

(via ashlandrenee)