May 20th, 2013 at 8:25PM

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:22PM
casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:21PM

teens-fromhell:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

welcome yahoo

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:16PM
i-choose-fit: runningonmyown: raisedbyiron: Oh my fucking god. I am CRYING. Oh hahahahahahahahhahaha. holy fuck i did not expect that Hahaha perfect.

i-choose-fit:

runningonmyown:

raisedbyiron:

Oh my fucking god. I am CRYING. Oh hahahahahahahahhahaha.

holy fuck i did not expect that

Hahaha perfect.

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:14PM

foxnewsofficial:

i just did some math and i think yahoo is paying just over $10 per blog i’m very insulted 

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:14PM

regenbogencolours:

‘Family friendly’ alias ‘Porn free’

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:13PM

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:12PM

oestranhomundodek:

I swear this is the last one

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:10PM
st0psign: l-i-p-l-o-c-k-e-d: burnettehairbitch: vib-e: optiimism: shekillswithkissesxo: californify: conveys: create-rainbows: If I was brave.. I would possibly get this tattooed on me.  O M G WHAT Finally, I see this on my dash again. Thank you. Obsessed. would get the third paragraph tattooed Same here I love the writer im a waffle then Favorite poem. http://www.q102.com/d/?3jg - CLICK FOR MORE FOLLOWERS +++

st0psign:

l-i-p-l-o-c-k-e-d:

burnettehairbitch:

vib-e:

optiimism:

shekillswithkissesxo:

californify:

conveys:

create-rainbows:

If I was brave.. I would possibly get this tattooed on me. 

O M G WHAT

Finally, I see this on my dash again. Thank you. Obsessed.

would get the third paragraph tattooed

Same here

I love the writer

im a waffle then

Favorite poem.

http://www.q102.com/d/?3jg - CLICK FOR MORE FOLLOWERS +++

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May 20th, 2013 at 8:09PM

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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