mandehmouse:

The real sass masters

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runningrepublican:

freexcitizen:

godotal:

Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

fuckers

Ran in Florida a few times.
Fuck that state.

runningrepublican:

freexcitizen:

godotal:

Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

fuckers

Ran in Florida a few times.

Fuck that state.

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tennesseenole:

frick so accurate its scary

tennesseenole:

frick so accurate its scary

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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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"Here is my proposal. I propose we not make plans. I propose we give this thing a chance and let it work out how it works out. So what do you say? Do you want to not make plans with me?"

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Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you.

John Irving 

Everything you love is here

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