Real talk

forestnymph0:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Thank you. I needed this today.

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giellelovee:

Every body is beautiful. Everybody is beautiful. Love yourself.

giellelovee:

Every body is beautiful. Everybody is beautiful. Love yourself.

asker

Anonymous asked: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

daddysmissprettykitty:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

Best answer ever 🙌

killedmycatatemytailor:

fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

These are gold.

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prettylittleliars-onabcfamily:

What’s going on with Hanna?

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thymegatampon:

im so awful

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